Swimming Fashion

The thing about swimming is that our backpacks with our swim stuff in it haven't arrived yet.  Oren was okay to swim in his quick dry shorts but Iyla and Eric opted to buy some cheap swim gear.  The only pair he could find that could fit him were hot pink "Nike" in size XXL.  When he tried them on back at the hotel he found that it barely (and I mean juuuust barely) covered his crack with some creative tucking and an alarming wedgie.  Nothing a pair of scissors to cut the inner mesh crotch couldn't fix!  You can count on Eric to have no shame.  Lucky for you, no one took a picture.  To the other hotel guests, I am sorry.